DAD? WHY DON'T PEOPLE KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FAKE NEWS AND REAL NEWS? WELL TIMMY, THAT'S THE FUNNY THING. THEY DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. IT'S JUST THAT HALF THE COUNTRY GOT TIRED OF THE REAL NEWS TELLING THEM THAT THEY WERE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME. SO THEY STARTED PRETENDING THE FAKE NEWS WAS REAL BECAUSE IT TOLD THEM WHAT THEY WANTED TO HEAR. FACTS SHOULDN'T STAND IN THE WAY OF A PERSON FEELING LIKE THEY'RE NOT A DUMB-ASS TIMMY.
