I WAS AWAY ON BUSINESS AND MY WIFE SENT ME A ROMANTIC TEXT. IT SAID IF YOU'RE SLEEPING SEND ME YOUR DREAMS. IF YOU'RE LAUGHING SEND ME YOUR SMILE. IF YOU'RE EATING SEND ME A BITE, AND IF YOU'RE DRINKING SEND ME A SIP; I TEXTED BACK I'M TAKING A CRAP WHAT SHOULD I DO?