"HELLO? (PAUSED FOR A FEW SECONDS) HOW THE HECK DO I KNOW? WHAT AM I, THE WEATHER MAN?" AND SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN. HIS WIFE ROLLS OVER AND ASKS, "WHO WAS THAT?"; THE HUSBAND REPLIES, "I DON'T KNOW. SOME GUY WHO WANTED TO KNOW IF THE COAST WAS CLEAR TONIGHT."
