Deacon get off the Xbox: 20 years later

I'M DEACON, AND THIS IS WHERE I PLAY MY XBOX. I USED TO LIVE HERE WITH MY OLD MAN AND MY COUSIN MISHA, BUT I GUESS THEY DIED OR SOMETHING; ONE THING I'VE LEARNED AFTER PLAYING XBOX NONSTOP FOR 21 YEARS: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO CRASH YOUR SERVER