Kermit and Gump met in Nam... This scene ended up on the cutting room floor - I guess so did Kermit, just like mamma said

SO I TRIED TO TELL MY GREEN BUDDY, HIS NAME WAS KERMIT, I TOLD HIM PIGS ARE BAD NEWS. IT HAPPENED LIKE MOMMA SAID...PIGS ARE ALWAYS BAD NEWS SHE'D SAY... THEY'LL GET YOU. INVOLVED WITH SEX, DRUGS AND ALCOHOL. AND SURE ENOUGH KERMIT DID. THAT POOR FROG!