GUYS, WHEN YOU GET MARRIED, MARRY A FAT WOMAN; SHE KNOWS SHE'S FAT, SO KNOWS ANY DRESS SHE WEARS WILL MAKE HER ASS LOOK FAT. SHE'LL ASK HOW SHE LOOKS INSTEAD. IF SHE LOOKS BAD, YOU CAN SAY THE DRESS DOESN'T DO HER JUSTICE. YOU JUDGE THE DRESS, NOT HER.