BAD LUCK BRIAN'S NEW BAR: CHEERLESS! I THINK THERE'S AN OEDIPUS COMPLEX IN THERE SOMEWHERE; HE'S JUST AN ATYPICAL SCHITZOID; BRIAN! YOU LITTLE $H!T; HERE'S A BEER, BRIAN. WAIT, THAT'S A FAKE ID! I KINDA LIKE BRIAN HANGING OUT HERE. I'M NO LONGER THE DUMBEST GUY HERE. I WOULDN'T DELIVER JUNK MAIL TO BRIAN IF HE HAD THE LAST ADDRESS ON EARTH. SO, REBECCA. BRIAN'S THE 1ST GUY I'VE MET THAT YOU WON'T DO.
