Imgflip Election News #1 (There'll be one every day this week until Saturday's Rap Battle)

If you decide to drop out after I destroy you in the Rap Battle, you're welcome to be my VP, you just gotta make the most comments on this meme, the Clinksterliens are in the lead with 93, with MemesterMemesterson closely behind (Yes, I can be my own VP)

Have you started writing lyrics yet? I started last Monday, that's how prepared I am :)

:)

On this meme: https://imgflip.com/i/1fori0

I didn't drop out

:)

at least in his case somehow.

Why does your meme only have one upvote? Team Olympian upvotes the other candidates.

I didn't drop out

Oh, it just had to be 69 seconds to wait to reply to this guy... :)

You're not Ted Cruz, and I'm not Ben Carson

It was a joke about how Ted Cruz told Americans that Ben Carson had dropped out just hours before the one of the primaries. Once this meme is submitted I'm flagging it!

Sure, it's better for you to stay in, I gotta diss you in the rap battle. This is a joke obviously, it fits perfectly for the Fake News that's been going around.

Diss me? What subject material do you even have to work with? Bitch, I'm flawless.

Your nastiness of course ;)

I'm just bringing elements of Johnny McCheesebag AND Jeffrey into my account.

So is JFK, but we're not belittling him, are we?

oh, believe me, I'm exited for that. I might need to *67 Jeffery and get him back

No seriously, I'm not nasty. Call me that and I'll jizz in your smoothie and f**k your ear hole.

You can see the whole conversation here:

imgflip.com/i/1fqzga?nerp=1481601894#com1178228

https://imgflip.com/i/1g209i