Negan Rules

YOU WANT YOUR MAN TO GO WITH YOU TO A MARIAH CAREY CHRISTMAS CONCERT, AND WATCH AN ALMOST-50 YEAR OLD WOMAN TOTTER AROUND THE STAGE IN HEELS SO HIGH SHE NEEDS HELP TO WALK, WHILE SHE'S DRESSED LIKE A STRIPPER AND SINGS 'SEXY' VERSIONS OF CHRISTMAS CLASSICS LIKE "O HOLY NIGHT"? AND THEN YOU EXPECT HIM TO ACT LIKE HE'S ENJOYING HIMSELF??? THERE. ARE. RULES.