number 1 is excruciating. wearing the distinct uniform, standing on an orange safety step holding a box of stock and unpacking it "oh, you don't work here do you?"
but still, the best idiot was the one who approches me in the chilled goods aisle and asks if "would i find the Bega (brand) cheese down there where it says 'cheese'?". quietly thinking to myself, no you probably won't be able to find it lol
