DAD? SHOULD I SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS? WELL TIMMY, IF YOU WANT TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS, SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS. IF YOU WANT TO SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS, SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS. OR, IF YOU WANT TO SAY CHRISTMAS SUCKS HIPPOPOTAMUS BALLS, THAT'S OKAY TOO. ANYBODY WHO SAYS THAT THERE'S ONLY ONE ACCEPTABLE GREETING FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR HEAD SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM THEIR ASS TIMMY.
