SO THERE'S THIS CHURCH THAT I GO TO OCCASIONALLY; YEAH? SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT IT'S HAUNTED WITH A GHOST OR SOMETHING, BUT I SAY THAT'S CRAZY; WAIT... SO YOU MEAN GHOSTOFCHURCH? THAT MUST BE WHY THERE'S A WEIRD MUMMY STANDING ON OUR ROOF TRYING TO BREAK MY WINDOW OPEN...