YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SEE SANTA, ONLY HIS "ASSISTANTS".
SANTA KEEPS HIS JOB UNTIL HE DECIDES TO RETIRE.
SANTA DOESN'T REALLY DO THE WORK; HE DIRECTS A BUNCH OF HELPERS TO DO ALL HIS WORK FOR HIM, BUT HE'S THE ONE WHO EVERYBODY CREDITS WITH THE WORK.
SANTA DOESN'T WORK ANYWHERE NEAR A 40 HOUR WEEK.
SANTA TRAVELS A LOT.
YUP, SANTA IS OBVIOUSLY A CONGRESSMAN!