PICTURE THE SCENE; WORLD WAR 1, FRONT LINE CHAOS, A CAPTAIN SENDS A RUNNER BACK FROM THE FRONT LINE WITH A MESSAGE FOR THE GENERALS; "SEND DOWN REINFORCEMENTS, WE'RE GOING TO ADVANCE"; THE MESSAGE IS PASSED FROM TRENCH TO TRENCH. BY THE TIME IT REACHES THE GENERALS' TENT THEY ARE FURIOUS WITH THE CAPTAUN'S REQUEST; "SEND DOWN THREE AND FOURPENCE, WE'RE GOING TO A DANCE."