Hey, the media lies, so I guess it's okay now?

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Jill will steal the Lenny and Carls right off your sack! X{D

Whao , i better check my life insurance policies lmao :)

What if his improvised surgery had gone awry? X{D

He's dreamy. Now squeal like you mean it. Lmfao ;)

Dueling Lenny's. X{D

Lmao :)

Now I have the song "I want candy" stuck in my head. Only it's Lenny and not candy. Damn it. :{O

Lmao. Who doesn't like candy. ? Well maybe not the diabetics :)

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LOL! X{D

Everytime i learn something new i forget something i know. Stupid irony lol :)

One drop in, one drop out. X{D

Lol you wish :)

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O and umm im lazy so i should replace the condensation plate but meh fuk it lol

What if your car just really likes you? X{D

My car grrrr lol it has issues

I know that feeling dude. Kind of makes you want to see it get compacted sometimes. :{O

Lol little things cost alot of money

lol Everybody wants some! How 'bout you? :{D

Lol ;)

lol Smerkin! You're awesome dude! :{D

Lol thanks bro .you're the awesome one. Im just sitti7 g around teaching lenny some card tricks lmao

Too bad no one will teach Jill how to stop panhandling. :{D

Lmao :)

These Lenny jokes are like wine, even better with time. X{D

Wine sounds like a great idea. Gotta love the classics. . .. Lenny lol

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O the humanity lmao :)

lol Devil's chin huh? Did you check her for warts? X{D

Lmao becides the extra puss on the biscuit helps with lubrication . Think i just grossed myself out alittle :)

I like pussy better than just puss. X{D

Does it have croutons? Is it salt reduced.? Does it forfil your craving for cristina applegate. ..? Have i completely forgot what i was going to say lol yep soup does that lol :)

It was good soup a moment ago! lol

Speaking of Christina Applegate, I once saw an adult film where a chick mixes pancake batter in her butthole(whisk and all), and shits out the pancakes, cooks them, and eats them.

I'd rather watch that while eating soup, than hear about pussy pussies. X{D

Whoa. Irinicly isnt that how they make mcdonalds hamburgers aswel. Lol :)

lol I wouldn't doubt that's how McDonald's makes most of their food. X{D

Lol true if tastes like shit but you can live on it :)

But imagine the reverse of that. X{D

I would rather eat broken glass and drink fire ants then listen to justin beiber i mean eat mcdonalds lol:)

I love that! Hilarious come back dude. X{D

Does this mean the end to powdered toast man. Will he find a sugar free alternative. Stay tuned for the next episode of diabetic wheat glutin free bread mannnnnn lol

lol That sounds legit. :{D

Lol :)

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Hookers are a majestic creature... X{D

Yes they are. Except the ugly ones. They cost less and come with a free map to the clinic lol :)

Who counts the ugly and diseased ones? I mean honestly! X{D

Lol awesome bro :)

LOL! Exactly! F**k the shitty fast food chains! Some are okay, I guess. But most are garbage. :{D

Bic mac with extra cheese and a litre of cola is the hang overs best friend :)

Well yeah, if you're hungover. :{D

Lol very true. Although nothing beats a beer and a good spew lol

That's the worse part for me, Headaches. I can deal with nausea and vomiting. But those headaches are killer man. X{D

Lol true and the dehydration. And the unforgettable " i will never drink again " hangovers. Lol

My first hangover, I had this old biker tell me to fight fire with fire and handed me a beer. I threw up before I could take a sip, but after I was able, I knew he was right. X{D

Lol true
Simple fact alcohol produces ethernol in rhe brain which is the good depressant and when you sobor uo the brain make methenol which is the shitty hangover feeling so by having another drink it masks methenil with a dose of ethenol :) dopamine rushes in so save the day :)

lol That's good to know. *drinks more. X{D

Lol my stupid brain. It remembers useless shit but canr remember important stuff like pun numbers pass words and where i parked my car at 2 a.m lol:)