Caption this for me.

Said no pig ever!

Did you write this?

Yep :)

Aw man, the Amazon reviews are really low. It's not a kids' book, is it?

it is a children's book but really it designed for any bacon lover. As for the reviews, yeah it suck Amazon let people who don't like meat post fake reviews. I don't mind bad reviews if people read it and that's how they really feel. I also got tons of hate mail threatening to kill me and my family. So evolved and tolerant some of these vegans are!

That's terrible! Mind giving me names and addresses of people who've f**ked with you?

I appreciate the offer, but I can't even if I wanted to. Keyword warriors most of them. Never leaving an address. Scared my wife some but I knew it was all talk. Now we get a random message calling us Hitler every once in a while, but she no longer cares. Thank you though for the offer :)

Oh. Thanks anyway!

Does your inbox look like this?

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haha did you hack my account?

i just read some of those reviews OUCH! here have some bacon https://i.imgflip.com/1gqnog.gif

Yeah I am trying to get Amazon to review them to see if they are legit (which they are not)

hope it works out for you https://imgflip.com/i/1gqpbi

Irony