I REMINISCE UPON SUCH TIMES WHEN YOUR NOCTURNAL COMMUNIQUÉS WOULD IMPLORE MY EARNESTLY DESIRED AFFECTIONS; FOR I CAN ASSERT WITH SUPREME CONFIDENCE THAT WHEN THE DISPATCH COURIER'S ROUTE BLAZES AND THE BELL ON MY LETTERBOX CHIMES WITH DULCET YET SHRILL TONES THAT THERE IS BUT ONE REASONABLE CONCLUSION