DADDY? WHAT'S A TROLL? WELL TIMMY, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, A TROLL WAS A WEIRD LITTLE CREATURE THAT LIVED UNDER A BRIDGE. BUT TODAY A TROLL IS AN UNEMPLOYED COWARD WHO LIVES IN HIS PARENT'S BASEMENT AND ATTACKS COMPLETE STRANGERS ONLINE BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT RACIST ENOUGH.
