The sword in the stone

but you do have a bigger one

And despite having less holes it is actually now worse at catching things haha

the holes are there to get the fish, but not the water

My god... [Takes off glasses] ... it's true.

*Fewer

Depends if you consider the holes countable or not. I say there's too many holes to count, so like the accepted sentence of "there is less flour in the container", there are less holes. :D

This is the best thing I have ever seen