EVERYONE CONSTANTLY SAYS THAT I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A NASCAR CUP DRIVER BECAUSE I WRECK ALL OF THE TIME, I'M ALWAYS 1-4 LAPS DOWN, I GET ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF UNDESERVED ATTENTION, MY BOYFRIEND RICKY STENHOUSE JR. IS ONLY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M FLEXIBLE AND HE HEARS PEOPLE SAY I SUCK. THE TRUTH IS, I WORK FOR NASCAR'S R&D DEPARTMENT AS A CRASH TEST DUMMY. I AM A WINNER!
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