I HATE THE POLITICIANS THAT RUN MY COUNTRY. MY BOSS IS AN ASSHOLE. MY WIFE'S ALWAYS ON MY BACK 'BOUT SOME CRAP OR OTHER. MY BRAT KIDS DON'T SHOW ME NO GODDAM RESPECT. WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE GUY LOOKIN' BACK AT ME. SO I READ THE PAPERS EVERY DAY... ...TO SEE WHO I CAN BLAME.