BOY: UM, THERE'S A WOLF OUT HERE. TOWN: OK, THAT'S NICE, YOU WATCH IT. BOY: A TIGER JUST JOINED IT. TOWN: WHAT A LOVELY IMAGINATION YOU HAVE! HERE'S A COOKIE. BOY: AND NOW THERE'S SNAKES AND COUGARS AND ALLIGATORS. AND THEY SEEM TO BE EYEING THE TOWN.... TOWN: OK, NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY. THEY'D EAT EACH OTHER. BOY: TELL *THEM* THAT. (THE COUGAR STARTS SCREAMING AND THRASHING ABOUT); TOWN: COUGARS! THERE'S COUGARS! (TOWN RUNS AROUND PLACING "HI, MY NAME IS COUGAR" ON COUGARS, SNAKES, TIGERS AND WOLVES.)