ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS THIS UGLY GARLIC; IT WAS REALLY UGLY THAT EVERYONE STARTED TO CRINGE, PUKE HARD, SCREAM IN AGNOY, CRY A LOT, BECOME ANGRY, START TO HATE IT, SMASH THEIR HEAD TO THE WALL MULTIPLE TIMES, START TO COMMIT SUICIDE, SAYING "END MY SUFFERING", STARTED TO ROT IN HELL, AND EVERYONE DIED.