YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU OPEN A STARBURST AND THEY'RE BOTH YELLOW? THE FEELING OF WHEN A LAFFY TAFFY IS STUCK TO THE WRAPPER? THE FEELING OF WHEN YOU START TO SUCK IN AIR DURING THE LAST PART OF A SLUSHIE? THE FEELING WHEN YOUR ICE MELTED, MAKING YOUR DRINK ALL WATERY? WHEN YOUR CHOCOLATE BAR IS MELTED? WHEN YOUR MICROWAVE POPCORN BAG WAS SEALED TOO MUCH, MAKING YOU HAVE TO THROW IT AWAY? WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF FUN DIP AND HAVE TO EAT THE STICK? WHEN YOU OPEN A PACK OF GUSHERS THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN GUSHED? WHEN THE MCDONALDS MILKSHAKE MACHINE IS BROKEN? WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR GRANDMA'S COOKIES ARE OATMEAL RAISIN? WHEN YOU OPEN TOASTER WAFFLES AND IT'S ALL FROSTED, THUS RESULTING IN PART OF IT BEING SQUISHY AND DISGUSTING? THAT'S HOW ENTHUSED I AM TO SEE YOU