WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS... YOU MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THEN TELL LIFE YOU DON'T WANT THEM, THEN INVENT EXPLOSIVE LEMONS, LOCATE LIFE ON GOOGLE MAPS, THEN THROW THE EXPLOSIVE LEMONS AT LIFE'S HOUSE. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THEN SORRY BUDDY, I CAN'T HELP YOU.