IF YOU ARE GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PHRASE "HAPPY HOLIDAYS", YOU SHOULD AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING... AND PRESIDENTS' DAY... AND LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY... AND ADVENT... AND ST. NICHOLAS' DAY... AND PEARL HARBOR REMEMBRANCE DAY... FEAST OF THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION... THE PROPHETS BIRTHDAY... FEAST OF OUR LADY GUADALUPE... NATIONAL GUARD BIRTHDAY... WRIGHT BROTHER'S DAY... AND HANUKKAH...
