WHAT IS A SKELETON'S FAVORITE INSTRUMENT? THE TROMBONE! WHY DIDN'T THE GHOST GO TO PROM? HE HAD NO-BODY TO GO WITH. SORRY NABSTABLOOK, BUT IT'S TRUE. WHAT DO YOU CALL THE ZOMBIE THAT LOST THE RACE? DEAD LAST! WHAT DO YOU CALL A SKELETON ON? THE TROM-BONE! HOW DID THE SKELETON KNOW THE WEATHER? "HE COULD FEEL IT IN HIS BONES?" HE READ THE WEATHER FORECAST, IDIOT.
