Oh Steam, you sure do deliver.

I'M COMPLETELY BROKE AND MY GIRLFRIEND'S UPSET WITH ME BECAUSE I'M "ADDICTED TO MY COMPUTER" AND I "DON'T SPEND TIME WITH HER"; BUT NOW I HAVE A TON OF NEW GAMES THAT I PROBABLY WON'T EVEN END UP PLAYING, SO I GOT THAT GOIN FOR ME, WHICH IS NICE