this should appear to be an obvious joke, but on my car.. I would have to climb in the window, or halfway in the window and start the car, as the door locks do not work while the windows are down and the vehicle is not started.
Your car appears to be an obvious joke. You're saying that after retrieving the keys, you couldn't stick it in the door & turn? That sucks. Fancy schmancy electronic gadgetry. I have a '92 Ranger with manual locks & window cranks, and it all works fine.
I really needed help the other day. I was at Walmart, and I locked the keys in my car. But the worst part was that it started raining, and ALL the windows were down!!