"TAKE THIS MEDICATION AS SOON AS YOU WAKE UP; THESE 2 W/ A FULL GLASS OF WATER; THESE 4 ON AN EMPTY STOMACH W/O ANY OTHER MEDS; THESE 2 W/ FOOD; AND THESE 3 AT LEAST 6 HOURS APART."; "FOLLOW THIS SCHEDULE EXACTLY AND DON'T MISS A DOSE, OR NONE OF THE MEDICATIONS WILL WORK (BUT YOU WILL STILL HAVE ALL THE FUN SIDE EFFECTS)!"