SO, IF YOU LOSE? "RIGGED ELECTION! VOTER FRAUD! MEDIA CONSPIRACY! LIBERAL CONSPIRACY! GOP CONSPIRACY! UGLY WOMEN! MEXICANS! MUSLIMS! LOSERS! BIGFOOT! LEPRECHAUNS! ALIENS! THE LOCH NESS MONSTER! UNICORNS! WITCHCRAFT!"; AND IF YOU WIN? "THE SYSTEM WORKS! YAY DEMOCRACY!"