WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "LOOK! A SHOOTING STAR!"; THAT'S NOT A SHOOTING STAR YOU'RE SEEING A COMET WHO EVEN CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO CALL THEM SHOOTING STARS WHEN THEY COULD HAVE BEEN AN ALIEN SHIP COMING TO ATTACK US ARE PEOPLE HONESTLY THAT STUPID TO THINK THIS THING FLYING THROUGH THE SKY IS A SHOOTING STAR STARS CAN'T EVEN MOVE THAT FAST YOU RUSTY PAPERCLIP