Cowboy wisdom: From father to son

#FEMINISTBlTCH

#FEMINISTBlTCH

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Not sure. Wife kicked me out over a year ago and was surprised I took her seriously. When she said she wanted a divorce, I said, okay.

Now I have two cats.

Sorry about that. My wife kicked me out back in '08

Well it was her choice. According to my youngest girl, her and my wife and other daughter expect me to drag my tail home and apologize. Well, it's not my problem she wants to throw away 38 years. How can she complain: I gave her what she asked for.

38 years?? My wife gave me 38 days! No joke. The party was over in just over a month because she and I met online and she was talking to me and another guy at the same time. She married me first, but she didn't stop talking to him. And then another guy and another. Finally, she wound up talking to a scam artist from Ghana who had her believing his name was Eric who owned some oil business in Utah. LOL .. well, she fell in love with his promises to move her away and give her all the money she could want. I didn't even see it coming, brother!! She turned on me like a rattlesnake! Out of nowhere, she lit into me over EVERY little thing! She started sleeping on the sofa in the mornings after getting the kids off to school and the sex STOPPED COLD! I had no idea what the heck was going on. She hated the fact that she met me online before meeting him. Unbelievable! Less than a year later, I finally conceded to divorce. The depression was killing me! And she was none too happy to oblige. Sorry to vent. lol

That's cool. Sometimes we have to.

I've been lucky with not having any online relationships. She didn't like me being online, but my wife trusted me. The last time a lady wanted to get too close, I told thanked her but said I'd stick with the wife because the lady didn't deserve to have a guy that cheated on his wife. My sense of humor interests them, and, even when I'm rude, crude, and vulgar, they find it a turn on.

But, as this marriage winds down, I just move on. I try not to say anything bad about her, even to my kids and grandkids, but they know. They tell me!