HUSBAND GOES TO LAUNDRY ROOM TO WASH A SWEATSHIRT AND YELLS OUT TO HIS WIFE "WHAT SETTING DO I USE?"
SHE ASKS HIM, "WHAT COLOR IS IT AND WHAT DOES IT SAY?"; HE REPLIES, "BLUE AND YELLOW AND IT SAYS MICHIGAN." THE WIFE YELLS BACK, "HOT WATER AND 5 CUPS OF BLEACH!"