A BLONDE'S NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE WAS ON FIRE SO SHE CALLED 911. THE BLONDE TOLD THE OPERATOR, "MY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"; THE OPERATOR ASKED, "WHERE ARE YOU?" THE BLONDE ANSWERED, "AT MY HOUSE." THE OPERATOR REPLIED, "NO, I'M ASKING HOW DO WE GET THERE?" THE BLONDE SAID, "IN A FIRETRUCK, DUH!"