Christmas Taken

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR CHRISTMAS, I CAN TELL YOU IT'S OVER TWO MONTHS AWAY. WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS, SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG CAREER. SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A NIGHTMARE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. IF YOU STOP BANGING ON ABOUT SHITTING CHRISTMAS, THAT'LL BE THE END OF IT. I WILL NOT LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL NOT PURSUE YOU. BUT IF YOU DON'T, I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I SHIT ON YOUR DOORSTEP!