I'm Texas Jake. I'm old, stubborn, and ornery. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and 40 acres of land out back. Don't mess with me.

This is an original painting that my wife's aunt bought from a street vendor in New Orleans. I have begged her to leave it to me in her will, but she says it's promised to someone else. So to get my revenge I am submitting it here in hopes that it will become a popular meme. Enjoy. :)