*WRITING AN ESSAY DUE IN SEVEN HOURS AT AROUND 1:00 AM*; "HA, FINISHED! MAN, THIS LOOKS AMAZING! I'M SUCH A GOOD WRITER."; A FEW HOURS AND A CUP OF COFFEE LATER... "OH GOD! WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DID I TAKE LAST NIGHT THAT MADE ME THINK THIS ESSAY MADE ANY SENSE?!"