I clicked on this simply because I wanted to say i'm trying to imagine hagrid doing a splitz in shorts outside of this meme, and I have scarred myself for life.
"CRIKEY! LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BEAUTY! IT'S SLYTHERIN IN MY CHAMBER OF SECRETS LIKE THIS REAL TOUGH KNOB I MET BACK IN THE BUSH."; "I SHOULDN'T OF SAID THAT...
I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT."