Lazy College Senior

He figured it out when a beer bottle fell on his head

I don't even know wtf that is lol. On the rare occasion I order a coffee at a shop I always say large on-tap with cream and the look at me like I'M the idiot...

Caramel macchiato is a latte with mostly steamed milk, a few shots of espresso, and topped with caramel.

I don't like Starbucks and always go to peets coffee for my brew, which 2 times a week is a dark French roast with whole milk, cinnamon and no sugar.

I drink a lot of green tea because I have digestive issues and it helps a lot.

I'm just too simple a guy to order complicated drinks I think.

They're also waaay too sweet and defeat the purpose of coffee. All that sugar will make you fall asleep, not keep you alert at work.