SO, I'M ON THE FIRST TEE WITH HIM. I GIVE HIM THE DRIVER, HE HAULS OFF AND WHACKS ONE- BIG HITTER, THE LAMA- LONG, INTO A TEN-THOUSAND FOOT CREVICE, RIGHT AT THE BASE OF THIS GLACIER. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE LAMA SAYS? "GUNGA GALUNGA...GUNGA- GUNGA LAGUNGA."