EVER SINCE I WAS A BOY; DROPPING HOT STICKY LOADS ON DISGUSTING FOREIGNERS. I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER. I DREAMED OF SOARING OVER THE OILFIELDS; PEOPLE SAY TO ME THAT A PERSON BEING A HELICOPTER IS IMPOSSIBLE AND I'M F**KING RETARDED BUT I DON'T CARE, I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M HAVING A PLASTIC SURGEON INSTALL ROTARY BLADES, 30 MM CANNONS AND AMG-114 HELLFIRE MISSILES ON MY BODY. FROM NOW ON I WANT YOU GUYS TO CALL ME "APACHE"; AND RESPECT MY RIGHT TO KILL FROM ABOVE AND KILL NEEDLESSLY. IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME; YOU'RE A HELIPHOBE AND NEED TO CHECK YOUR VEHICLE PRIVILEGE. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING.