Matrix Morpheus

Most of my pics are selfies taken at various times during the course of any given month

i sat here for 10 minutes trying to figure out which word from your comment i wanted dr evil to quote.. they all worked.. so i had to print them out, cut them up, and draw from a hat.. i pulled "are," and decided to go with "given" instead.. but anyway, i'm dying.. picturing that to be an orange shirt with the words "BEATS ME" on the actual shirt... and can only imagine what's "on" the back...

I've never seen the movie with Dr. Evil in it, so I don't see the connection between his template and the words in quotations. Of course I'm sure there's a TERRIBLY good explanation. Emphasis on terribly. lol

i'm not sure how to use the majority of the templates on this site, but with dr evil i think you can just throw anything in quotes and let his fingers do all the work.... how have you never seen those movies?? by accident even???

and how has no one upvoted this gotdam meme?
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i swear i never know which ones are going to get a reaction.. i thought this one was the best one i submitted between the hours of noon and one today.