A BOY WAS BORN WITH NO ARMS, LEGS OR TORSO. WHEN HE PLAYED FOOTBALL, HE WAS THE FOOTBALL... HE WAS SO HAPPY THAT HE RAN OUT INTO THE ROAD, CELEBRATING WHEN A CAR CAME AND RAN HIM OVER; ON HIS 18TH BIRTHDAY HIS DAD TOOK HIM TO A PUB FOR HIS FIRST PINT. THE BOY TOOK A SIP AND GREW ARMS, LEGS AND A TORSO. THE BAR TENDER SAID "HE SHOUL HAVE STOPPED WHILE HE WAS AHEAD"