TO NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT MY HOME. DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PET
(1) SHE LIVES HERE, YOU DON'T. (2) IF YOU DON'T WANT HAIR ON YOUR CLOTHES, STAY OFF THE FURNITURE. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT 'FUR'-NITURE. (3) CHANCES ARE, I LOVE MY PET MORE THAN I LIKE YOU, (4) TO YOU, SHE'S AN ANIMAL. TO ME, SHE'S A FAMILY MEMBER WHO IS FURRY, WALKS ON ALL FOURS, DOESN'T TALK BACK, DOESN'T LIE, DOESN'T CHEAT, DOESN'T STEAL, AND IS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED A HUG
