OKAY CREW, WE NEED IDEAS, FAST. WE'RE LOSING MONEY AS WE SPEAK. WHAT SHOULD WE DO TO SPICE OUR CELEBRITY UP A LITTLE BIT MORE? WE COULD MAKE HER HALF NAKED AND MAKE HER SING ON A WRECKING BALL WHILE LICKING A HAMMER. WE COULD TELL PEOPLE THAT SHE SMOKES WEED WITH SNOOP DOGG. OR WE COULD JUST GET HER A NEW MANAGER.