A GUY WHO HAD A SORE THROAT WALKS INTO A DOCTOR'S OFFICE. THE DOCTOR ASKS IF HIS THROAT IS ANY BETTER. THE GUY SAYS, "NOPE. I THINK IT'S WURST."
THE DOCTOR REPLIES, "DO YOU MEAN WORSE?"; THEN THE GUY SAYS, "NOPE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS TO CHOKE ON A SAUSAGE?"