YOUR RELAXING ON THE COUCH WATCHING YOUR SOAPS AND SIPPING A NICE COLD PEPSI, WHEN YOU ASK DEBORAH TO GO UPSTAIRS AND GET YOU YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF DANIEL GREEN SLIPPERS AS SHE BRINGS THEM TO YOU SHE GIVES YOU THE SIDE EYE AND THEN AS SHE WALKS OFF SHE MUMBLES SOMETHING ABOUT YOU BEING A LAZY SO AND SO UNDER HER BREATH. SHE HAS JUST ROUNDED THE CORNER AND IS OUT OF YOUR REACH. FRET NOT, DANIEL GREEN SLIPPERS ARE AERODYNAMICALLY BUILT, WITH ONE FOOT FLIP, YOU CAN CATCH THAT SHOE, AND TOSS IT AND HIT DEBORAH IN YHE BACK OF THE HEAD, WITHOUT MISSING A SINGLE MINUTE OF YOUR FAVORITE SOAP, AND THIS BABY WILL FLY RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR HANDS.
DANIEL GREEN KEEPING SMART ALECK KIDS IN CHECK FOR OVER 50 YEARS
