I really do prefer small breasts. I'm bothered by the self loathing small breasted women have.

I know. Women are so disappointed with me because they judge by my big hands and big feet.

My ex used to be like that. Now? Gravity is not a breasts best friend. Picture a tennis ball in a sock times two.

Really. My ex had hoñking Hooters, but it didn't matter. I dated a lot of women over 18 that could still wear training bras.

Don't feel bad if your belly button isn't between your nipples. There are plenty of men that will live what nature gave you.