Be Like Bill

THIS IS JESUS. JESUS LIVED ON THE EARTH, THEN DIED LIKE ALL HUMANS. WHILE HE WAS HERE, HE NEVER HURT ANYONE, NOR STARTED ANY OIL WARS, NOR POSTED BIGOTED THINGS ON THE INTERNET. INSTEAD, HE DRANK A LOT OF WINE, LAUGHED WITH HIS FRIENDS, CAUGHT A LOT OF CRAP FOR OPPOSING THE ESTABLISHMENT, HELPED A LOT OF PEOPLE, AND DIED HAPPY. BE LIKE JESUS